By now you realize we're talking about drag racing our front-wheel-drive four cylinder minivans. Are we for real? You'd better believe it!
While we don't really care what the competition drives--we'll race just about anything--we do tend to prefer going up against the V8s. The average street-driven import just isn't that fast, after all, but cubic inches are meant to move out! Well, we can match them move for move: in the waterbox...
... at the tree...
... and out of the hole!
To put a twist on an ancient proverb, he who judges a book by its cover will soon be staring at taillights.